
Trump Mocked for Placing Tariffs on Two Uninhabited Islands
ANGRY PENGUINS
“The Heard Island and McDonald penguins have been taking advantage of us for too long,” one former congressman joked.

Teen Idol’s Wife Says His Body Is Now ‘Shutting Down’
'TERMINALLY ILL'


John Mulaney Admits to Falling for Deeply Embarrassing Scam
'CREDIT WHERE CREDIT'S DUE'

Four Republicans Defy Trump Even After His Late-Night Rant
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Watch Trump Wipe Billions Off Stock Market During Speech
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Trump suggested his universal tariffs would send the market soaring—while stocks plummeted in real time.
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Val Kilmer Fans Want To Recreate His Most Famous Scene
Grab some baby oil and head to the beach to pay your respects.
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Carrie Coon Responds to Meghan McCain’s ‘White Lotus’ Diss
ACROSS THE AISLEWorld Leaders Are Furious at Trump After Sweeping Tariffs
LIE-BERATION DAY
Wife: How I Learned ICE Sent My Husband to El Salvador Hell
KAFKA 2.0
Jennifer Stefania Vasquez Sura says she only knew for sure that her husband had been deported when she saw a press photo of him in an El Salvadorian prison.
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This Antioxidant Self-Tanner Is the Ultimate Glow Getter
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Why Canceling the Comedian Got White House Reporters Nothing
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