At Thursdayâs Cannes press luncheon for Woody Allenâs new film CafĂ© Society, (which opened the festival on Wednesday), a journalist seated next to me asked the 80-year-old director what he thought of his son Ronan Farrowâs recent guest op-ed in The Hollywood Reporter.
A denunciation of the pressâs âdangerousâ blind eye to the continual accusations made by Farrowâs sister Dylan that Allen abused her, his own daughter, many years ago, Farrowâs article has become this weekâs burning topic on the Croisette. An exasperated Allen replied: âIâve said all I want to say about this in The New York Times. Iâm so beyond all of this.â According to Variety, Allenâs curt response was an abbreviated version of a longer bout of exasperation prompted by a similar question at another table. âI never ever read anything,â Allen said. âI never read what you say about me or the reviews of my films. I made the decision I think five years ago never to read a review of my movie. Never read an interview. Never read anything, because you can easily become obsessed with yourself.â
And Laurent Lafitte, a French actor presiding as the master of ceremonies at the filmâs premiere, quipped that it was nice that the guest of honor was making so many movies in Europe, âeven though you are not being convicted for rape in the U.S.â Given that the joke is more cryptic innuendo than a bona fide knee-slapper, Allen proved rather graciousâa calculated move, from an optics standpointâin defending Lafitteâs right to make any jokes he wishes.
Curiously enough, although these incidents have been characterized by some viewing the coverage online from the States as the âbiggest storyâ so far at this yearâs Cannes, many of the working critics at the festival have been inclined to shrug their shoulders. This apparently blasĂ© stance has less to do with callous disregard of accusations of sexual misconduct than it does with a realistic, if seemingly cynical, assumption that film festivals, especially Cannes, should be categorized as what the late historian Daniel Boorstin termed âpseudo-eventsââa peculiarly modern sort of feedback loop designed to generate publicity as well as manufacture âcontroversy.â

Cannes, albeit unofficially, does not view something like the Allen brouhaha as an embarrassment. On the contrary, the festival thrives on its ability to precipitate annual juicy scandals. One only has to glance back, although not perhaps wistfully, to 2011âs hyperbolic outrage after Danish director Lars von Trier made some gaucheâalthough clearly tongue-in-cheekâcomments about being supposedly âsympatheticâ to Hitler. On that occasion, the festival definitely had its cake and gorged on it as well. They reaped the benefit of reams of free publicity while moralistically proclaiming von Trier âpersona non grata.â
Within this framework, any attempts to discuss so-called ethical quandaries become subsumed by what has been called the âCannes Effectââan echo chamber in which the spectacle of scandal, and its guilty pleasures, can be enjoyed by one and all before we move on to the next outrage of the week. From this vantage point, the effort of RogerEbert.comâs Matt Zoller Seitz to pontificate about how his decision to âbelieve Dylan FarrowâŠcontaminatesâ his previous reverence for Allenâs work comes off as merely banal. While itâs an unquestionably heartfelt piece, Seitzâs tortured reflections, as well as his choice to make a festival premiere the launching pad for them, ultimately capitulate to the lure of the Cannes Effect in which there is no such thing as wholly negative publicity and moral qualms become inseparable from salacious gossip.
And what about CafĂ© Society itself, the catalyst for all of these hyper-caffeinated rants? In truth, itâs a rather wan affair, an ambitious but ultimately failed tribute to classic Hollywood films of the â30s and, like other Woody Allen clinkers of recent vintage like Irrational Man and Magic in the Moonlight, a dispiriting exercise in recycling shopworn motifs from better films to little avail. Tried-and-true Allen themes such as May-December romances, Jewish neuroses and the threat of anti-Semitism, and the bicoastal rivalry of Los Angeles and New York are all regurgitated in a fashion that no doubt pleased the directorâs many French fans. (Despite Lafitteâs barbed jokes, Allen was rapturously greeted with a standing ovation at the filmâs premiere.) Even Bobby Dorfman, Jesse Eisenbergâs nebbishy protagonist, echoes Allenâs use of younger alter egos, ranging from Kenneth Branagh to Colin Firth, in equally weak ventures such as Celebrity and Magic in the Moonlight.
At the press luncheon, Corey Stoll, who plays a one-dimensional version of a Jewish gangster in the film, remarked that, when he was growing up in New York, Woody Allen and Philip Roth âreflected and definedâ what could be termed an Upper West Side Jewish sensibility. Itâs obviously nostalgia for the residue of this sensibility that allows many filmgoers to perpetually give Allen the benefit of the doubt, the mediocrity of his recent output notwithstanding.
To Allenâs credit, there are sparks of genuine ambition in CafĂ© Society. Instead of the awkward deployment of existentialist clichĂ©s in Irrational Man, CafĂ© Society, which takes place in Depression-era America, occasionally hints at a structure that resembles classic screwball comedy. Unfortunately, tired plot contrivances and anemic one-liners undermine hopes for a modern version of a Howard Hawks or Ernst Lubitsch comedy.
Essentially a coming-of-age story, CafĂ© Society pits Eisenbergâs naĂŻve New Yorker Bobby against his uncle Phil (Steve Carell), a reptilian, name-dropping Hollywood agent who is on the verge of sabotaging his happy marriage by running off with Vonnie (Kristen Stewart), his beautiful secretary. In the meantime, Bobby, who works performing menial tasks in his uncleâs office, becomes infatuated with Vonnie and manages to successfully woo her despite her obvious fondness for Philâs power and wealth. What little wit the film possesses is bound up with the protagonistsâ mutual obsession with the charms of an elusive gentile goddess. When the impulsive, but practical, Vonnie spurns Bobby, this upwardly mobile macher returns to New York and makes a killing by operating an El Morocco-like nightclub with the help of his thuggish brother Ben (Corey Stoll). Itâs difficult to care about the irony of Bobby ending up in a marriage to a blander, blonder version of Vonnie, another shiksa named Veronica played by the willowy Blake Lively.
Of course, as a filmmaker with 47 features to his name, Allen knows where to place the camera (it helps that the cinematographer is the legendary Vittorio Storaro, who captures both Hollywood Thirties glamour and the more humble environs of the Bronx with luminous virtuosity) and possesses consummate skill while directing actors. Most notably, a restrained Kristen Stewart, who is becoming an increasingly assured actress with each film, oscillates beautifully between surface vulnerability and self-confident pragmatism.
In the final analysis, however, CafĂ© Society is a supremely inconsequential film whose inflated importance at Cannes derives solely from its directorâs celebrity. For some critics, the Romanian director Cristi Puiuâs Sierranevada, a competition entry that premiered on Thursday, is vastly more compelling than the trite CafĂ© Society. But, given the impact of the Cannes Effect on the international media, Puiuâs absorbing, three-hour talkathon is doomed to languish in the art house ghetto while Allenâs bauble will continue to bask in the glow of its directorâs ongoing fame, even if that fame constantly threatens to congeal into notoriety.