President Donald Trump signed a âvery seriousâ executive order banning ticket-scalping Monday afternoon, with a little help from Kid Rock. Trump also took questions for more than 40 minutesâon topics ranging from tariffs to Tiger Woodsâ love life, naturallyâas Mr. Kid (Mr. Rock?) stood awkwardly slightly off camera. As with every Trump presser, it was a lot, so I went through the transcript of the remarks line by line. There was praise for the recently-purchased White House Tesla (âI let the staff use itâ) and praise for Elon Muskâs DOGE bros (âI like high IQ peopleâ). There was praise for TikTok, sort of (âI was a great TikTok guyâ) and even more praise for, well, himself. You have to read this quote in full: âSomebody said that about me the other day. He said, who doesnât know me very well, they said, âyouâre such a kind person.â And I said, âSay that again.â They said, âYouâre a kind person.â I said, âIâve never heard that before.â It was a weird statement. I was kind.â Honestly, same. Click through to see more of the quotes you need to seeâand really, need to see to believe.
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