It's safe to say you won't be reading this interview in Playboy. Hugh Hefner's former fiancée, Crystal Harris, who dumped the magazine mogul five days before their wedding, talked to Howard Stern about their chaste life together. "Hef doesn't really take off his clothes,” said the former Miss December. “I have never seen him naked.” Harris said they had sex once during their two-year relationship, and it lasted “like about two seconds.” The 85-year-old Hefner preferred "couch cuddling and movie nights,” said Harris. Hef has since fired back and accused Crystal of lying about their relationship on Stern's radio show. "Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie," Hefner tweeted in response to a fan. He added that he was "happier to be in a better place with new girlfriends."