Kanye will never live this one down.
Yo Kanye I'm real happy for you, but Beyonce had the best baby announcement of all time.
— Kaleb Nation (@KalebNation) December 31, 2012
Never.
In the middle of Kim K's childbirth Kanye's baby is going to pop out and interrupt the doctor and talk about how other doctors are better.
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) December 31, 2012
Ever.
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well at least we know kim let kanye finish
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) December 31, 2012
Strange, they are both supposed to have such sterling reputations.
Why isn't "Kim and Kanye are gonna make awesome parents!" trending?
— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) December 31, 2012
Good thing there is no chance of this baby becoming a narcissist.
"If it's a boy, Kanye. If it's a girl, however, Kanye." - Kanye West practicing his baby name pitch in the mirror to Kanye West.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) December 31, 2012
Some are excited at the prospects the baby’s birth might bring.
Kanye and Kim Kardashian are about to have a son and his name will be Kanye and hes gonna breed with Blue Ivy and she'll give birth to Jesus
— Gino The Ghost (@GinoTheGhost) December 31, 2012
But not everyone is pleased with the news.
Kanye West just announced onstage that Kim Kardashian is pregnant. I don't even need a prophecy to tell me this kid has to be destroyed.
— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) December 31, 2012
And some people are just being sarcastic.
Thank you, Kim and Kanye, for giving everyone something to talk about tomorrow during awkward gaps in party conversation.
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) December 31, 2012
In fairness to Kim, she is technically still married.
Most pregnancies last about nine months, or about four marriages in Kim time. #kimye
— The Soup (@TheSoup) December 31, 2012
Further proof that this baby is just a PR stunt: even people in galaxies far, far away are using the child for marketing purposes.
Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West's baby. Is now a good time to tell you about our very reasonable planet exploding rates?
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) December 31, 2012
If Kim hoped people would eventually forget how she became famous, it clearly hasn’t happened yet.
Is there a tape of the conception for sale yet?
— andy lassner (@andylassner) December 31, 2012
