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12 Things to Say to Get Out of Trump Jury Duty

WELL, EXCUUUUSE ME

Sometimes, you’ve got to get creative. (Seriously, though, don’t shirk your civic responsibility.)

Nell Scovell
Nell Scovell
A photo illustration of a jury pool and Jeanine Pirro, Qanon Shaman, and Stephen Colbert.
Photo Illustration by Thomas Levinson/The Daily Beast/Getty
Nell Scovell

Nell Scovell

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