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All I Want For Christmas Is Some Time Alone

BAH HUMBUG, BITCHES

I’m katy-barring the door, slipping on flannel pajamas, pouring myself a snifter of decent cognac and letting the holiday season pass by me.

Goldie Taylor

Contributing Editor

Published Dec. 24 2016 12:00PM EST

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Goldie Taylor

Goldie Taylor

Contributing Editor

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