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Blame Bette for Martha (Maybe) Elbowing Me to Protect Joe’s Honor
Circle of Life
An ink-stained wretch’s story about what happened long ago, in a simpler time, on one of those weird only-in-New-York-kids nights.
Harry Siegel
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May 25 2017
1:00AM EDT
Photo Illustration by Sarah Rogers/The Daily Beast
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