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‘SIRI, DIET COKE’It’s past time Trump’s Cabinet lost their cellphone privileges, clearly.
An Important Message From the ‘White Lotus’ Crisis PR Team
DEATH IN PARADISEPlease don’t let those unfortunate murders detract from our new drinks menu at the swim-up bar.
How to Learn How to Run The Government: Go To Sleepaway Camp
COUNSELOR-IN-CHIEFElon Musk’s hobby of breaking things—and claiming he fixed them—has now reached the upper echelons of the federal government.
The Pope Has Made a Powerful Enemy in ‘Vinegar Faced’ Nuns
CONFESSION TIMEA little hearsay between sisters is nun-ya business, Pope Francis.
What the F*** Is the Trump Admin’s Problem With Dogs?
DOG EAT DOGDonald Trump is one of very few U.S. presidents not to have a dog in the White House. Now, he is stacking his Cabinet with others who have their own controversies with man’s best friend.
How to Talk to Your Trumpy Relatives Over Thanksgiving
'TIS THE SEASONBake bread together and break bread together. And don’t break anything else.
All the Sex Scandals (Maybe?) in Trump’s New Cabinet
DEPLORABLESA handy guide, that is. Not a handsy guide.
I’m Voting Harris Not Because She Deserves it But Because I Do
WE DESERVE BETTERI deserve many of the things that Kamala Harris is proposing and we all deserve a break from Donald Trump.
How Comedy Writer Jill Twiss Survived the Debate
‘A FULL MINUTE’The comedy writer took over The Daily Beast’s X feed on Tuesday night to live-tweet the vice presidential debate between Tim Walz and JD Vance.
We Imagined RFK Jr.’s Bonkers Sexts With Olivia Nuzzi
CATCHING THE WORMNews that RFK Jr. was in a sexting relationship with a star reporter has left Emmy-winning comedy writer Jill Twiss wondering—what kind of crazy messages are on their phones?