Michael Ian Black

Clearly, Trump’s warmongering Cabinet members are taking the phrase “it all goes down in the group chat” too far. Where’s a red flag emoji when you need one?

Whether you personally believe or not doesn’t matter. What does is the fact that many of the people walking the halls of power in America do, and they’re making decisions based on that belief.

Trump’s “Make America Great Again” movement is not anchored by a cogent philosophy, because it doesn’t need to be.

Democrats were delirious, Republicans were boiling over—and Americans should all be feeling rather queasy. Don’t plan on a vaccine for this malaise either.

Maybe this moment was inevitable. Maybe we had to land on this rocky place before we could take the slow, hard steps forward.

The inmates are running the asylum, and the asylum is our United States.

Also, it turns out, a lot of very useful office furniture.

Napoleon Bonaparte? More like Napoleon Bona-spurs.

Amid a flurry of lazy, dangerous executive orders, Trump’s attempt to ban trans troops from our military marks a particular low point.

Who’s getting a pie to the face? All of us.