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Michael Ian Black is an actor, comedian, and writer who also thinks the government is lying about UFOs.
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The Defense Our Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Deserves
SHAKESPEAREAN TRAGEDYHere is a man who has demonstrated that one not need talent, nor discipline, nor intellect to rise to this nation’s greatest heights. There’s a truly Trumpian life lesson to learned here.

Why It Matters That Harvard Said No
THE OLD COLLEGE TRYThe question now is what happens next? Will our most thin-skinned political leaders accept opposition from a bunch of snot-nosed nerds?

Why Wait Till 2028? We Need an Election Do-Over—Right Now
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...Maybe some of you are thinking that if we do a do-over for this election, we’ll just end up doing one every single time a politician makes a goof. It’s a reasonable concern, but these are not reasonable times.

It’s Liberation Day! Let’s Party Down
POLITICAL PARTY TIMEAs Donald Trump’s administration continues its efforts to tear apart our country, we must find the fun—and fight for freedom—in every moment.

Why I Don’t Have Enough F-Words for Deez Nutz Hegseth’s F-Up
OVERSHARINGClearly, Trump’s warmongering Cabinet members are taking the phrase “it all goes down in the group chat” too far. Where’s a red flag emoji when you need one?

Forget JFK. This is Why Trump Needs to Open the UFO Secrets
THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREWhether you personally believe or not doesn’t matter. What does is the fact that many of the people walking the halls of power in America do, and they’re making decisions based on that belief.

The Viral Video That Proves MAGA Voters Are a Lost Cause
RED FLAGSTrump’s “Make America Great Again” movement is not anchored by a cogent philosophy, because it doesn’t need to be.

What to Make of Trump’s Fever Dream Joint Session Speech?
SICK SAD WORLDDemocrats were delirious, Republicans were boiling over—and Americans should all be feeling rather queasy. Don’t plan on a vaccine for this malaise either.

Trump Wants to Tear Up the Constitution. We Should Let Him
HIT THE RESET BUTTONMaybe this moment was inevitable. Maybe we had to land on this rocky place before we could take the slow, hard steps forward.

Everything Is Madness. Or Have We All Gone Mad?
CRAZY TALKThe inmates are running the asylum, and the asylum is our United States.
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