Like owner, like pet—Paula Abdul's miniature pooch sits perched at the former Idol judge's desk, complete with red "claw" polish and a familiar look that can only be described as "disoriented." "Just another day at the office," Abdul tweeted) Brand got raunchy with Oscar-winner Helen Mirren on the set of their upcoming film, a remake of the '80s classic Arthur. "At last. A bath from Helen Mirren. Never has getting clean been more dirty," he tweeted Shaq has finally met his match: The basketball star posed for a photo-op with a giraffe at Busch Gardens, clearly terrified by one of the few things that can actually see over his head. Embarking on their sixth season together, the ladies of Wisteria Lane prove they really are there for each other—Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher conveniently "catches" TV neighbor Eva Longoria's fall. "I tripped this morning and the only thing I held onto was teri's boob!" Longoria tweeted. "Thank God they're real and they're fabulous." When 11-year-old aspiring actor Hannah Baach asked for a reply to her fan mail, she probably wasn't expecting this. Channing Tatum and wife Jenna Dewan thanked their "biggest fan" for her hand-written letter in an equally big way— Dewan tweeted "Omg. @hannabaach u are the cutest" and posted a photo of her letter. Looks like Hannah is even closer to fame than she thought. If the kiss between certified cougar Cloris Leachman and John Stamos on the Comedy Central roast of Bob Saget wasn't proof enough, the not-so-secret flirtation between the two actors is now official: Leachman tweeted "Thank you @JohnStamos for the signed photo. Someone gave it to me. Here it is!" Celebrity love at its finest. Top Model host Tyra Banks seems to be revamping her image as she gets ready to move on from her talk show, Tyra, next year. Banks photoshopped herself looking a little less than fierce, tweeting "If I were a boy that looked like this, I wouldn't be attracted to myself." Ricky Martin a hipster? Brooding on the couch with a new swath of scruff, Martin certainly looks the part. "Shave? for what? Love creative caos.-Afeitarme?Pa'que?Le llamo caos creativo," he tweeted. Despite Steve Carell's imminent departure from The Office, the show must go on, and thankfully for us, the cast is gearing up again for the 2010-11 season. Funnyman and beet farmer on-the-side Rainn Wilson tweeted "Back at Work." Oh, how the mighty have fallen: Zac Posen mourns the retirement of Carrie Bradshaw's iconic color-blocked skirt. "R.I.P. SJP's SATC2 skirt," he tweeted Animal lover Denise Richards' dog is clearly living the good life. "Our Rosie loves us pushing her around the pool!" she tweeted. Keep telling yourself that, Denise–Rosie looks like she's ready to jump ship. SNL vet and Rules of Engagement star David Spade just made your holiday shopping a little easier. "Hard to find t shirt : Mao Tse-Tung in pigtails," he tweeted "A must for Christmas." Jenny McCarthy's new friend on the dance floor proves you're never too old to have a good time. The former Playmate tweeted, "Went to playboy club last night. Even old geezers can bump into playmates there."