Trump Manages to Deliver a Pretty Good Joke About Michael Cohen

Following the most disastrous day of his presidency so far—which saw him directly implicated in a federal crime by his longtime attorney Michael Cohen—the world was braced for the full fury of President Trump on Twitter Wednesday morning. What he opened with was... actually a pretty solid joke, to be fair. In his first tweet on the subject since Cohen pleaded guilty to an array of federal criminal charges, including violations of campaign-finance laws “at the direction” of Trump all he had to say on the matter was: “If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”