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Herman Cain Pizza Song Parody Lyrics

The Godfather’s Pizza CEO’s rendition of John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ is going viral. Read full lyrics of the GOP frontrunner’s pizza jam.

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Imagine there’s no pizzaI couldn’t if I triedEating only tacosOr Kentucky FriedImagine only burgersIt’s frightening and sad

You’re lucky you have pizzaTo feed your kids for youOnly frosting or cookiesAnd no dishes you must doImagine eating pizzaEach and every day

You may say it’s junk foodBut to me it’s so much moreIt gives my life its meaningAnd it makes a lot of dough

Imagine mozzarellaAnchovies on the sideAnd maybe, pepperoniRounds out your pizza pieImagine getting pizzaDelivered to your door

You don’t have to give up nowOn my skateboard I will goI’ll be back in 30 minutesI just bought Dominoes

All I am sayingGive pizza a chanceAll I am sayingGive pizza a chance!All I am sayingGive pizza a chance!You got to, you got to, you got toGive pizza a chance!