"Hey there hot stuff!"
"*wink*"
"You need it?"
"Yup"
"'Speaking of licking'"
Though it's not clear who was on the giving and receiving end of each of these text messages inTouch Weekly published between Sandra Bullock's ex-husband, Jesse James, and his alleged mistress of 11 months, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, the tone on both ends is apparent. McGee, a tattoo model, opted to print the texts in an effort to prove that James was, as she claimed, still involved with her during the high point of Bullock's professional career—the 2010 awards season. Though the actress did earn her first Oscar for The Blind Side, the win was followed by reports of three more mistresses in addition to McGee and eventually, the dissolution of her marriage.
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"I want you to beg for my c---. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth."
When we closed out 2009, Tiger Woods' life and career were in a state of disarray. Daily it seemed a new woman would pop up in the media, claiming to have slept with the married father of two. Some, however, had more proof than others. Cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, for example, released a slew of alleged texts from Woods last December that ranged from "I will wear you out soon" to references to watching Desperate Housewives. But that was nothing compared to the graphic texts to another alleged mistress, porn star Joslyn James. Her long list of reportedly raunchy messages from Woods, released this past March, included: "I would love to have the ability to make you sore," "You are my fucking whore," "Have you ever had a golden shower done to you," and of course, the dirty words on the previous slide.
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"All I need is an Acct number etc and I will wire u 20k if u think that will cover everything...I really feel bad, u are as cool and sexy and as sweet and fun and friendly as they get!"
The Plaza hotel's least favorite guest, Charlie Sheen, made headlines in late October when he trashed his room and eventually wound up in the hospital after his tantrum. In the coming days, as Sheen's already shaky reputation spiraled further downward, details emerged about the company the addicted actor had been keeping that fateful New York night. The New York Post revealed that the naked woman locked in his bathroom was porn star Capri Anderson. One month later, Anderson appeared on Good Morning America to reveal the details of their evening together, which allegedly included "a white powdery substance" and both verbal and physical abuse. The adult-film star-turned-escort also released flirty text messages to TMZ that included his rumored $20,000 offer to silence her. In response to her TV interview and accusations, Sheen sued Anderson on the eve of Thanksgiving, alleging extortion.
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This all-star athlete was accused of sending a reporter (and former model) X-rated photos and leaving her raunchy voicemails.
Unlike most of the other women on the receiving end of textual advances in this gallery, Jenn Sterger—a reporter and former Maxim model—allegedly rejected Brett Favre. Although the Minnesota Vikings quarterback reportedly sent the crotch shots and messages in question in 2008, they came into the spotlight in October, when Deadspin.com posted Favre's alleged audio and visual attempts to win over Sterger. Favre, a longtime football hero, has been married to wife Deanna for 14 years and the couple has two daughters. Although he denied sending the obscene photos, the 41-year-old grandfather admitted to the voicemails and apologized to his teammates for the scandal. The NFL launched an investigation of the incident, which is still pending—but if the allegations are true, Favre, the league's only grandfather, would easily be the randiest famous grandpa we saw this year. And as we await a conclusion (and Sterger reportedly hands over more evidence Tuesday), a look at this video of Favre kicking off 2010 with a cover of the unexpected American Idol hit " Pants on the Ground" seems fitting.
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"what are u wearing now?"
At the end of September, 21-year-old Brittney Jones appeared on the cover of Star magazine, claiming that she had an affair with Demi Moore's much younger husband, Ashton Kutcher. The then-47-year-old actress was out of town filming LOL: Laughing Out Loud, and though the couple denied any separation rumors, Jones revealed a select number of text messages that she saved on her BlackBerry. She claimed Kutcher demanded he watch as she delete any damming evidence, but she allegedly managed to salvage a few.
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"I had sex with ______ for money, and so did a friend of mine. He wanted a threesome and texted me."
A kidney and 17 years of marriage was allegedly not enough for TBS' original late-night host to stay clean. George Lopez married his wife, Ann, in 1993 and the two had one daughter together. In 2005, when a genetic condition was causing Lopez's kidneys to deteriorate, she donated hers to save her husband. "It's the second stage of my life," Lopez told the Los Angeles Times of his wife's generous act. And how did he allegedly repay her? Five years and 45 pounds after the surgery, a professional escort from Tampa Bay, Florida, named "Tiffany" told The National Enquirer that she slept with Lopez for $500. In the May 31 issue, the woman also alleged that the comedian attempted to initiate a threesome via text message with her and her friend "Samantha"—whom he slept with that same day. During a 2007 HBO special, Lopez joked about text speak, coining the acronym, " FTP," which stands for "fuck that puto" (derogatory slang in Spanish for male prostitute). Four months after Tiffany's initial claims were printed, Lopez and his wife filed for divorce, calling the decision "amicable."
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This well-known baller and estranged husband of a TV actress was accused of sending "hundreds of flirty text messages" to his teammate's wife, reportedly leading to the end of both of their marriages.
In the wake of one of the year's most wishy-washy divorces, a source revealed that Eva Longoria's husband, San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker, had an emotional affair via text message with Erin Barry, the wife of his teammate and a friend of the couple. "It was flirtatious, but he never did anything with her," the insider told People in November. Just one month before Parker and the Desperate Housewives actress officially split, Barry and her husband Brent also filed for divorce. Barry and Longoria had developed a friendship as fellow wives of Spurs players, just as their husbands did on the court. "We're like family," Parker once said of the bond between the two couples. Though Longoria, Parker, and the Barrys did not reveal the details of their respective splits, an inside source told the New York Daily News that Parker committed the ultimate crime: "The worst thing you did was to cheat with your best friend's wife."
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"If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said 'I wanna wear your ass like a hat,' why would that ever hit the news? I can text whatever I want to anybody in the world; I'm not married. I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you've never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they'd say 'I don't have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal."
Pop singer and notorious womanizer John Mayer has let his often-loose lips—and his high-profile exes—get him into trouble on numerous occasions. But now that Mayer is free to roam as a single man, as he explained to The Independent, he claims he needn't worry that the details of his private life enter the media. But just this year, Mayer himself revealed his quest for " the Joshua Tree of vaginas" and called ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson " sexual napalm"—so it's difficult to imagine what one would be reading if his uncensored texts were even printed for the world to read.
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