If youâre not familiar with Jacob Wohl, heâs a 20-year-old pro-Trump Twitter troll whose hobbies include stroking the presidentâs ego in his mentions, inventing Trumptastic scenarios at a âhipster coffee shop in LA,â and cheating investment clients.
On Tuesday, the news broke that the shady youngster has been implicated in a not-so-elaborate plot to allegedly frame Justice Department Special Counsel Robert Mueller, who is currently investigating the president, for sexual harassment and assault.
âIâm sure the president will dig his teeth into this,â offered Jimmy Kimmel during his late-night monologue Tuesday.
âThe office of the FBI special counsel, the folks looking into Collusionpalooza, has reportedly asked the Bureau to investigate whether women are being offered money to falsely accuse Robert Mueller of sexual assault,â Kimmel explained. âSeveral journalists say they were approached by a woman who said she was offered $20,000 to make false assault and harassment claims against special counsel Mueller in order to discredit himâwhich is very clever. You witch-hunt the witch-hunter, that way people wonât know which witch-hunter to hunt.â
As The Daily Beastâs Will Sommer reported, the man at the center of this wacky scheme is Republican lobbyist Jack Burkman, a man âwho has repeatedly dabbled in internet conspiracy theories in the past, including promoting the idea that murdered Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich was killed by deep-state government operatives.â Burkman, whoâs thus far denied any involvement in a plot to frame Mueller, claims heâll be introducing Muellerâs first accuser at a press conference Thursday at the Holiday Inn in Rosslyn, Virginia. (Burkman has held several sham press conferences in the past.)
âIf youâre making an announcement at the Holiday Inn in Rosslyn, you know youâre onto something big,â joked Kimmel.
Wohl told The Daily Beast that Burkman had hired a man by the name of Matthew Cohen, a supposed managing partner at a firm called Surefire Intelligence, to help in his investigation of Mueller. But a simple search easily revealed Cohen to be Wohl. Furthermore, as Sommer reported, âSurefireâs website domain data lists an email address bearing Wohlâs name and that of a legally suspect financial firm he led, NeX Management. Surefireâs website also contains images uploaded to the same Google cloud account as images uploaded to the now-defunct websites of NeX Management and two other asset management firms that Wohl ran, Montgomery Assets and Beverly Hills Management.â And as NBC News reported, âSurefireâs official phone number redirects to [Wohlâs] mother's voicemail.â
âThe other character in this story is a disgraced hedge-fund manager and Trump supporter named Jacob Wohl,â said Kimmel. âNow, he denies any involvement in this at all, but the company that is reportedly linked to the allegations, a company named Surefire Intelligence, has his momâs phone number listed on their website. I like a scandal that involves a Verizon family plan!â
He added: âSo, Jacob might be in trouble with the FBIâand grounded by his mother, too.â