Kanye West’s sixth solo album, Yeezus, is in stores now and is already being hailed by critics as one of the best LP’s of the year. We called it “bizarre, brilliant, and like nothing you’ve heard before.” It’s also incredibly, incredibly quotable, with lines touching on Chewbacca furs, croissants, and lascivious Hamptons spouses. If you thought West’s interview with The New York Times was packed with quotables, well, you ain’t heard nothing yet.
“Real nigga back in the house again / Black Timbs all on your couch again / Black dick all in your spouse again / And I know she like chocolate men / She got more niggas off than Cochran, huh?!?” – Kanye West, “On Sight”
“No sports bra let’s keep it bouncing” – Kanye West, “On Sight”
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“God! God! God! God! God! God! God! God!” – Kanye West, “Black Skinhead”
“Pink-ass Polo’s with a fucking backpack / But everybody know you brought real rap back.” – Kanye West, “I Am A God”
“I am a God / So hurry up with my damn massage / In a French-ass restaurant / HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS!” – Kanye West, “I Am A God”
“I just talked to Jesus / He said, ‘What up, Yeezus?’ / I said, ‘Shit, I’m chilling / Trying to stack these millions.’” – Kanye West, “I Am A God
“You see there’s leaders and there’s followers / But I’d rather be a dick than a swallower.” – Kanye West, “New Slaves”
“Fuck you and your Hampton house / I’ll fuck your Hampton spouse / Came on her Hampton blouse / And in her Hampton mouth.” – Kanye West, “New Slaves”
“Bitch I’m back out my coma / Waking up on your sofa / When I park my Range Rover / Slightly scratch your Corolla / OK, I smashed your Corolla.” – Kanye West, “Hold My Liquor”
“Chasin’ love, lots of bittersweet hours lost / Eatin’ Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce.” – Kanye West, “I’m In It” [Ed Note: Yikes]
“Uh, black girl sippin’ white wine / Put my fist in her like a Civil Rights sign / And grabbed it with a slight grind / And held it ‘til the right time / Then she came like AAAAAAHHH!” – Kanye West, “I’m In It”
“I don’t give a damn if you used to talk to Jay-Z / He ain’t with you, he with Beyoncé, you need to stop actin’ lazy / She Instagram herself like #BadBitchAlert / He Instagram his watch like #MadRichAlert.” – Kanye West, “Blood on the Leaves”
“Star Wars fur, yeah I’m rockin’ Chewbacca.” – Kanye West, “Guilt Trip”
“It’s so packed I might ride around / On my bodyguard’s back like Prince in the club.” – Kanye West, “Send It Up”
“I know I got a bad reputation / Walking ‘round, always mad reputation / Leave a pretty girl sad reputation / Start a Fight Club, Brad reputation.” – Kanye West, “Bound 2.”
“One good girl is worth a thousand bitches.” – Kanye West, “Bound 2”
