PRAISE MEBoris Johnson Admits Using ChatGPT to Write BooksThe former politician loves being complimented by the machine tech. Annie Bang
LISTEN UPBoris Johnson’s Family Shares Exciting Life UpdateThe former prime minister of the United Kingdom has a new baby, Poppy Eliza Josephine Johnson. Kenneal Patterson
WHOOPSIEWatch Boris Johnson Get Attacked by Ostrich: ‘F***ing Hell!’Johnson and his family were visiting a safari animal park in Texas.Janna Brancolini
MAR-A-LA-NO-THANKSBoris Johnson: Mar-a-Lago a ‘Fantastic Place’ for GazansDespite the joke, the former U.K. prime minister said moving hundreds of thousands of people to Trump’s estate was “not gonna happen.”Sean Craig
TEA AND SYMPATHYU.K. Officials Left in Tears Over Trump’s ‘Hilarious’ CallsFormer British prime ministers' calls with Trump were ‘extraordinary,’ officials have claimed.Joey McFadden
FORBIDDEN LOVEGOP Has a ‘Homoerotic Fascination’ With Putin: Ex-UK PMBoris Johnson said he thought that Trump was actually “pretty tough” on Putin.Grace Harrington
FASHION FAUX PASNaomi Campbell Falsely Posed as a UNICEF Ambassador, UN SaysCampbell has already been banned from being a U.K. charity trustee after regulators found that her non-profit was blowing money on cigarettes, hotels, spas, and private security.Sean Craig
SPORTING CHANCENetflix Not Chill With Prince Harry Over Polo Show: ReportPlus: will King Charles meet Prince Harry when the latter lands in London, and Boris Johnson recalls spending time with Queen Elizabeth. Tom Sykes
GUEST OF (DIS)HONORWhy Is Boris Johnson Giving Shrek Vibes at $320M Wedding?Social media commentators are having a field day with the former U.K. Prime Minister’s seemingly ill-fitting wedding attire. Emell Derra Adolphus
HE’S BACKBoris Johnson Makes Dramatic Speech to Stir Tory Support“We love our country, and whatever our differences they are utterly trivial by comparison with the disaster we face if these opinion polls are right,” the disgraced ex-PM said.Tim Teeman
WTFWaPo CEO Told Boris Johnson How to ‘Clean Up’ Scandal: ClaimWill Lewis reportedly acted as an informal adviser to the former British prime minister at the time.Dan Ladden-Hall