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Céline Dion Stuns at Bonkers Olympics Opening Ceremony
TRIUMPHAfter four hours of soaked athletes, singing Marie Antoinette heads, and a befeathered Lady Gaga, Dion made her emotional return to singing. We’re still crying.
Russia Suspected in Eiffel Tower Coffin Stunt
GRAVE QUESTIONSThe incident has also been liked to the defacement of a Holocaust memorial in the city.
Paris Olympic Medals Are Made From Bits of the Eiffel Tower
LANDMARK VICTORYAn official said the idea is to give athletes the chance to “bring back a piece of Paris with them.”
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Guinness Spurns Man’s 8-Year Matchstick Eiffel Tower Project
ALL FOR NAUGHTRepresentatives for Guinness said their ruling was based on the fact that the matches Richard Plaud used are not commercially available.
Drunk U.S. Tourists Caught Sleeping on the Eiffel Tower
LANDMARK CASEProsecutors say the pair “got stuck because of how drunk they were.”
The Washington Post Exposes Best 2023 April Fools’ Tricks
FOOL ME ONCE...Sadly, no, Delaware is not erecting a 100-foot statue in Aubrey Plaza’s honor.
Paris to Switch Off Eiffel Tower Early to Cut Energy Costs
SACRE BLEUThe City of Light will go dark hours earlier than usual.
Eiffel Tower Shuts Amid Coronavirus Pandemic
CLOSEDThe Paris monument closed to the public as France deals with at least 2,800 confirmed cases of the virus.
Eiffel Tower Closed After Man Attempts to Climb Iconic Tower
LE JACKASSFirefighters and a “climbing specialist” are reportedly on the scene.
The World Mourns With Belgium
REMEMBRANCEMemorials from Brussels to Rome to New York’s Union Square paid tribute to the victims of Monday’s senseless act of terror.
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