THERE, THERETrump, 80, Self-Soothes as Nobel Panel Hurts His FeelingsThe president has missed out on the one honor he craves for a second year. Ewan Palmer
WHOOPSPentagon Pete Humiliated as Damning Screenshot EmergesThe bone-chilling notification top Trump officials received during the scandal has been revealed.Josh Fiallo
BOOTLICKING BLUEPRINTDumbest Leakers Reveal Trump’s Secret Plans to ‘Honor’ PutinEight pages of U.S. plans were reportedly left behind in the business center of an Alaska hotel. Emell Derra Adolphus
BUSTEDNew Report Proves Signal Messages Were In Fact ClassifiedThe president said Pete Hegseth’s messages about bomb strikes in Yemen weren’t classified. A new report proves they were. Kenneal Patterson
BUY HIM A CRYSTAL BALLOblivious Waltz Chats Cheerily to Fox Seconds Before FiringMoments after the interview aired, news broke that the National Security Adviser had been ousted. Kenneal Patterson
HOW ABOOT THAT?Trump Brags He Screwed Over MAGA’s Canadian Ally in ElectionThe president talked his impact on Canada’s Monday election to The Atlantic.Sarah Ewall-Wice
BAD CALL!Pete Hegseth’s Private Phone Number Is All Over the InternetThe Department of Defense boss’ number is linked to Airbnb, a fantasy sports site and a plumber review.David Gardner
BUTTERED UPTrump Admits Signalgate Journo Flattered Him Into InterviewThe president will meet with ‘Atlantic’ editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg, who revealed that government officials discussed attack plans to bomb Yemen in an unsecured group chat a month ago.Corbin Bolies
POSTING SPREETrump Rages at NBC After Signal Journo Calls Out Leak LiesThe president vented his frustrations in a series of Truth Social posts Sunday.
FAMILY FEUDSignalgate Journo: Texts Show Vance Thinks Trump Is CluelessThe reporter who exposed leaked war plans on a Signal chat said the vice president’s texts show what he really thinks about Trump.Corbin Bolies
MIXED MESSAGINGTop Republicans Break With Trump Over Leaked War PlansThe defense secretary called the media firestorm over the Signal leak a “hoax,” but GOP lawmakers acknowledge the need for accountability. Josh Fiallo