BUYER’S REMORSETrump Voters Deliver Scathing Message to Him as Polls Open“I was duped, just like everyone else here.”Ewan Palmer
WHIPLASHTrump Forced to Make Embarrassing U-Turn on Campaign TrailThe president was meant to be campaigning in Kansas. Then he pulled out. Now, the state is back on his schedule. Will Neal
IRONY NOT DETECTEDTrump Attacks MS NOW Star’s Ratings Amid Trump TV DisasterThe president mocked a top morning news show’s ratings while his own White House livestream drew fewer than 200 viewers.Leigh Kimmins
HIT A NERVEWhite House ‘Protesting Too Much’ Over Natalie Harp: TV Host“They made this story into something it would not have been,” says Joe Scarborough.Josh Fiallo
‘THIRD CLASS CITIZENS’MS Now Rips Pentagon Pete for Treating Soldiers Like ‘Trash’Joe Scarborough unleashed a fiery tirade against the former Fox host, who he says should have already been fired. Josh Fiallo
ECHO CHAMBERMS NOW Host Sounds Alarm on ‘Completely Isolated’ TrumpDonald Trump is even more out of touch with reality than he was in his first term, Jonathan Lemire explained.Annabella Rosciglione
MOURNING JOETrump Fumes at TV Host Promoting Embarrassing Epstein BookThe president woke up and chose anger and retribution. Leigh Kimmins
DOZY DONTV Hosts Laugh at Trump Dozing Off in Oval OfficeIt wasn’t long since MAGA was furious about snoozes in the Oval. Harry Thompson
‘ORWELLIAN’TV Host Blasts ICE Barbie for ‘Making S**t Up’ on ShootingsJoe Scarborough said the situation was truly “Orwellian.”Martha McHardy
‘STUPID S**T’MS NOW Host Rages at Trump’s ‘Madness’ in Curse-Filled RantJoe Scarborough could barely contain his outrage at the MAGA leader’s growing threats of invading a territory controlled by a NATO ally. Will Neal
SPEED DIALTrump Is Making Secret Calls to His Supposed NemesisThe president told the TV host about his plans for Venezuela in one of half a dozen calls between the under-the-radar phone pals. Leigh Kimmins