Coachella, oasis for douchebags and trust fund babies, is utter trash. The annual Indio, California, music festival, running over two weekends in April, is remarkably expensive, owned by a far-right homophobe, and its adjacent residences allegedly discriminated against the 6 God. To make matters worse, it is populated by some of the most reprehensibly privileged, culture-appropriating people on the planet.
These are some of those people.
Look at this f*cking hipster, who apparently just performed oral on a Smurf.
Let's hope it never rains again so all these flowers disappear.
Frazer Harrison
We found the "butterfly" that Crazy Town sang about.
Coachella or Burning Man?
Not #SquadGoals.
It's the desert. You don't need a goddamn umbrella.
MDMA is a helluva drug.
A better Easter bunny than Sean Spicer... but not by much.
Katie Stratton
Band Name: The Punchables.
TFW you try way, way too hard.
Katie Stratton
Who are these people? Why are these people?
Katie Stratton
Someone stole Matthew McConaughey's chaps from Magic Mike.
Christian Vierig
