Forget “Which candidate would you like to have a beer with?” The question should be “Which candidate would you do ayahuasca with?” And the answer is very clearly Marianne Williamson.
Kamala Harris may have been the consensus victor of Thursday evening’s Democratic primary debate, but because this is America 2019, the media frenzy, of course, is focused squarely on the night’s breakout star in author and activist Williamson.
Radiating a possibly lethal dose of Big Yoga Retreat Energy, the friend of Oprah captured attention for her head-scratching scorn for New Zealand and her just-returned-from-a-yearlong-stay-in-Sedona vibes while ranting about harnessing the power of love to defeat President Trump.
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Williamson was almost immediately parodied by SNL star Kate McKinnon and, of course, the newfound attention for an otherwise obscure candidate sent reporters—most notably BuzzFeed’s Ellie Hall—digging through her Twitter feed for pearls of wisdom you’d expect to gently roll out your hippie aunt’s mouth after the room has been properly smudged, the edibles have been consumed, and the negative energy banished.
So remove your ear candle, take off your magnetic bracelets, dim the lights, put on some Enya, and join us for a trip through the greatest Marianne Williamson tweets.
PREGNANT WITH A BETTER YOU
JUST LOOK INTO YOUR MIND’S EYE
OK, UH, WHAT? THIS ISN’T RIGHT...
There is a blood test for diabetes. There is no blood test for depression. Anti-depressants are overprescribed, often for situational depression that is part of a normal range of human despair. As far as brain chemistry is concerned, meditation is known to affect/change it.
— Marianne Williamson (@marwilliamson) November 14, 2018
OK, BRING BACK THE POSITIVE ENERGY
MMMMMM, YESSSS
