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Meet Donald Trump’s Super Classy Cabinet

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The one photo of him with Michael Jackson will change your life.

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The improbable transformation of Donald Trump, business mogul and can't-look-away pop-culture menace, into Donald Trump, serious presidential candidate, is the perfect blend of unfathomable and fascinating that befits a Hollywood film. As such, Trump's career in the public eye has had him shaking hands and kissing babies across Tinseltown long before his pursuit to Make America Great Again! For a very special #TBT, here's a look back at Trump hobnobbing with a hilariously eclectic array of celebs, many of which probably wish these photos were never taken. Kicking it off: Trump posing with Paris and Nicky Hilton during rehearsals for the 2001 VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards in 2001. Honestly, it's like a Mad Libs. 

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Look at Scarlett Johansson, here with Trump on a January 2004 episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, beaming and cackling with all the bemused delight of a bride being manhandled by a drunk uncle at her wedding. What a card!

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Here, in a photo that is also now my computer desktop wallpaper, Trump is posing with Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant while holding a championship belt. No two people have ever been as enthused as Hulk and Andre at this very moment. 

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Donald Trump gives a peck on the cheek to Demi Moore at 2008 party held at the Park Avenue Plaza to introduce the Trump International Hotel & Tower Dubai. Stars, they're just like us!

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Now they've got bad blood / They used to have mad love. Specifically, current celebrity enemies Heidi Klum and Donald Trump had mad love on June 23, 2008, at the same party in which he is smooching Demi. 

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Donald Trump, Al Sharpton, and Don King at the Art of the Deal book party in 1987. Or, as I prefer to refer to them, #TrueDetectiveSeason3. 

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Whatever Donald Trump is saying, Sammy Sosa is having none of it. 

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Framing this photo and cherishing it forever. 

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This is Donald Trump staring at the breasts of model Victoria Silvstedt and grinning smugly, like a baby who just farted, while standing next to his now-wife Melania. 

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Donald Trump hasn't announced his VP yet, right? 

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