Sorry, but Drew Carey’s TV Musical ‘Geppetto’ Is Still the Superior Version of ‘Pinocchio’

JUSTICE FOR ‘GEPPETTO’

Apologies to Tom Hanks and all of this year’s competing Pinocchio films, but the 2000 made-for-TV movie starring Drew Carey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Usher (!!) reigns supreme.

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