Sorry, Zach Shallcross Is Not My Bachelor

WAR OF THE ROSES

Zach spent most of this season turning in a pretty decent audition for the role, but how on Earth did he win it when an even better candidate (*swoon*—Ethan Kang) was right there?!

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