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The Live-Action ‘Pinocchio’ Remake Is Even Worse Than We Imagined
GOT NO STRINGS
Tom Hanks in an Albert Einstein wig gets swallowed by a CGI whale with a cartoon Pinocchio. Someone thought this was a good idea!
Kevin Fallon
Senior Editor, Obsessed
Published
Sep. 8 2022
7:06PM EDT
Photo Illustration by Thomas Levinson/The Daily Beast/Disney/Getty
Kevin Fallon
Senior Editor, Obsessed
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