The Real Reasons Why All Kids Abuse Their Barbies

WHEN THE PARTY’S OVER

If you didn’t give your Barbie a haircut, chew on her limbs, throw her around the room, and make her have sex with her besties growing up, you weren’t playing with her properly.

A photo illustration of broken Barbie doll parts.
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