Thor’s Most Sexually Charged Relationship Is With His Hammer

SWEET CHILD O’ MINE

No disrespect to Mjölnir, but you know you’ve got a problem when Natalie Portman is paying second fiddle to a ’roided-up mallet. (Spoilers!)

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