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One with no sole.
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An old sneaker.
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A baby sneaker.
Chris Hondros/Getty![galleries/2008/12/24/people-we-d-like-to-throw-a-shoe-at/shoe---ceos_mfgnud](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/WYAZKRWVM5MGVAMCNQ46FDOIGY.jpg?auth=84a82eebd06604339ffc092a3dbcbf2bc2ef8306d93211d3de4c48c51a0cf12d&width=800&height=495)
Lots of expensive pumps.
Manuel Balce Ceneta/AP![galleries/2008/12/24/people-we-d-like-to-throw-a-shoe-at/shoe---saltsman_fmf6qd](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/5CXVH722QZM4RAAHNFHLXEATJI.jpg?auth=a8262ca8cb5850b233fa3c62d70ca085950ac9c85fabba3157eca1b0d1a0fbc0&width=800&height=1106)
One with no tongue.
Jim Cole/AP![galleries/2008/12/24/people-we-d-like-to-throw-a-shoe-at/shoe---pratt_yqecwb](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/FTMBDUJZYZOSDFAG3BXO2JJXUI.jpg?auth=1e2b2a3b292889569a52280d313141a6621e9d6ca609084fea630aa54dd34967&width=800&height=1201)
A loafer.
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A croc.
Jeff Haynes/Reuters![galleries/2008/12/24/people-we-d-like-to-throw-a-shoe-at/shoe---joe-the-plumber_na8obu](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/JRCGG3HMEZOE7MEECLCHRZIOCM.jpg?auth=46e310737712f5fd675a739cf63572161a4b167d0462eef424d4f92de1965819&width=800&height=1196)
A clog.
J.D. Pooley/Getty![galleries/2008/12/24/people-we-d-like-to-throw-a-shoe-at/shoe---stevens_vz7qlx](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/TUGZL46DYJPXBP3WUSEPCNPBE4.jpg?auth=308b56a5b8bc6f8aad5a14fd718694d898f55a4c461ac644c8f9029ae55d226c&width=800&height=1115)
A mule.
Jose Luis Magana/AP![galleries/2008/12/24/people-we-d-like-to-throw-a-shoe-at/shoe---rodriguez_g7jq59](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/GBOQPCOZC5NGRGCWAJHP7BDU34.jpg?auth=fcae3329915feeb201c0d8a131ed36855659d03ed50d10a1e5ce8f511c10be07&width=800&height=495)
Your basic heel.
Mike Stobe/Getty![galleries/2008/12/24/people-we-d-like-to-throw-a-shoe-at/shoe---warren_eodi2l](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/QEGAGKTXVROL3IBNTDDEV4763E.jpg?auth=777bf507b515af58173b25c574b9a4f3d611857d8c063ed24ab28c4426c371b8&width=800&height=1044)
Another man's shoes.
Stan Honda/AFP/Getty![galleries/2008/12/24/people-we-d-like-to-throw-a-shoe-at/shoe---hasselbeck_ioocdi](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/Z745RMETEVPERFUU4MVUB4HCCE.jpg?auth=fe3ce241c1717a7f75f5c4e32d8e04f25a8a5dea42054d0355d19175e7fb308b&width=800&height=1166)
Only the right one.
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The boot.
Eric Miller/AP![galleries/2008/12/24/people-we-d-like-to-throw-a-shoe-at/shoe---simpson_gfgi7f](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/MXU64OXW6JIWHHJYDISJFSV46U.jpg?auth=b3cf06b4e83cea709bcb09f864555e632ef6d78e368d41ce9b573262e199fbc0&width=800&height=495)
A stiletto.
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