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Steve Martin’s Perfect Response to Florida School District That Pulled His Book

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This is the only murder in the building today.

Decca Muldowney
Decca Muldowney 

Reporter-Researcher

Actor Steve Martin.
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Decca Muldowney

Decca Muldowney

Reporter-Researcher

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