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The Beyoncé Manifesto: Quotes on Nihilism and Feminism

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A hodgepodge of quotable believes from Beyoncé’s short film ‘Yours and Mine.’

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As a noted feminist/ illuminati member/ Goddess/ walking Instagram video, Beyoncé certainly wears many hats/ veils/ body suits. In a new short film released on the one year anniversary of her surprise album release AKA Beyoncé's gift to the world, Queen Bey talks about herself a lot over copy and pasted scenes from her various music videos.

The resulting speeches on life, love, and the pursuit of hap(Bey)ness reveal that in addition to being a feminist and a cyborg, Beyoncé also inhabits various other roles/ideologies. Without further ado, we present the hodgepodge of quotable beliefs that will, for future generations, be henceforth known as the Beyoncé manifesto.

Ultra-Conservative/ Tea Party-er"My mother taught me…never make excuses, never expect anyone else to provide for me things that I know I can provide for myself."

Civil Rights Leader"I have dreams."

Nihilist"I can't put my finger on who I am."Buddhist"I feel like my body is borrowed, and this life is very temporary."

Body Positivist Who Also Happens to Look Like Beyoncé"Young people don't appreciate how beautiful our bodies are."

Avril Lavigne "I am complicated."

Feminist?!?"Men and women balance each other out, and we have to get to a point where we are comfortable with appreciating each other."

Men's Rights Activist"I have a lot of empathy for men, and the pressures that they go through."

Aphoristic Yoga Teacher"Happiness come from you, no one else can make you happy. You make you happy."

Immortal"The love I have, for my music, for my husband, for my child, is something that will last far beyond my life."

Liar"I sometimes wish I could be anonymous and just walk down the street like everybody else."

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