Jimmy Kimmel was talking about Hanukkah on Wednesday night when a very special guest walked out on stage: Borat.
“My name a Borat. I like a porno,” the Kazakh TV star said to cheers from the studio audience. “It only safe for me to come on during a festival of Hanukkah because the Jews are at home counting their chocolate moneys,” he added.
When Borat discovered the host’s name, he began to awkwardly giggle. “In Kazakhstan, ‘Kimmel’ meaning lady’s vajine and ‘Jimmy’ mean much hair,” he said. “For example, my wife, she have a very Jimmy Kimmel.”
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He explained that the real reason he was on the show was to warn the world about that “frivolous nincompoop” Sacha Baron Cohen, who is famous for portraying characters like Ali G, Bruno, and, most recently, Donald Trump.
“The only person who would ban Muslims is someone with a brain like a female chicken,” he said. “It is clearly a parody of a rich American racist. Cohen have spent all the money on orange paint for face and he leave no money for wig. Now I know what happen to Pamela Anderson’s pubis. It is on his head!”
If the GOP frontrunner is a real person, as the host insisted, Borat said, “then Donald Trump is an absolute Kimmel.”
In the end, it turned out the real, real reason Borat was on the show was to premiere the new trailer of “propaganda footage” for Cohen’s upcoming film, The Brothers Grimsby, in which he plays the hapless brother of a James Bond-type British spy alongside Mark Strong and Rebel Wilson.
