While fans of HBO’s bloody-sexy fantasy epic Game of Thrones will have to wait another week to see the silky-smooth Red Viper square off against The Mountain in a 'trial by combat' for the ages, two of the world’s most lovable stoners have decided to fill the void.

Neighbors star—and noted weed enthusiast—Seth Rogen decided to stop by Snoop Dogg’s GGN network (translation: Double G News Network) for a chat with the rapper’s YouTube persona, Nemo Hoes. And, amid the blunt-passing and laughter, the two began breaking down their favorite TV show, Game of Thrones.
Behold, this gem: “I watched the whole series,” says Snoop Dogg. “That little midget, they keep sayin’ Cuz was in love with a whore, so he f--ked around and his father was gonna hook him up but he couldn’t shut his ass up, so now he’s gonna have to fight this big-ass gigantic motherf--cker who the Queen got ‘cause they think he killed Joffrey, but he didn’t kill Joffrey. Pee-tah killed Joffrey.”
Amazing.
Watch the recap in all its glory here: