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Elon Musk’s Chainsaw Massacre Will Be a Shakespearean Tragedy

HOLLOW CROWN

The prince of DOGE could be headed for ruin as the world watches him tread a fine line with President Donald Trump.

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All the world is Elon Musk’s stage, where the president’s bureaucracy-slashing, chainsaw-wielding axman is melting down.

Musk and Donald Trump are Macbeth, King Lear and The Emperor’s New Clothes all rolled into one.

There are inevitably moments of farce, but there is a growing sense, after little more than a month, that the new administration is headed to a darker, Shakespearean ending.

The president has his own driving forces; he seems empowered rather than dimmed by the chaos.

TOPSHOT - Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk with his son X Æ A-Xii join US President Donald Trump as he signs executive orders in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, DC, February 11, 2025. Tech billionaire Elon Musk, who has been tapped by President Donald Trump to lead federal cost-cutting efforts, said the United States would go "bankrupt" without budget cuts. Musk leads the efforts under the newly created Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), and was speaking at the White House with Trump, who has in recent weeks unleashed a flurry of orders aimed at slashing federal spending.
Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk and son X Æ A-Xii join US President Donald Trump as he signs executive orders in the Oval Office, Feb. 11, 2025. Jim Watson/AFP via Getty Images

But every tragedy demands a hero with a fatal flaw. And Musk’s increasingly erratic behavior suggests his character will play that role. Sadly, he may yet lose the plot altogether.

Musk fits the part in many ways. There is little doubt that his motives in seeking to make the federal bureaucracy more efficient are noble. If Trump now likes to portray himself as a king, Musk is at the very least a prince.

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - FEBRUARY 22: Demonstrators gather for a protest against Elon Musk and electric car maker Tesla on February 22, 2025 in Seattle, Washington. Hundreds rallied at various entrances to the University Village shopping mall, in addition to the Tesla showroom's storefront at the mall. (Photo by David Ryder/Getty Images)
Demonstrators gather for a protest against Elon Musk and electric car maker Tesla on Feb. 22, 2025 in Seattle, Washington. David Ryder/Getty Images

He talks a lot these days about the importance of caring, and his genius perhaps insists to him that he cares more than anybody else. But his untold riches, his brilliance, and his self-acknowledged difficult upbringing have combined to create the flaw that may yet be his downfall.

From the evidence of the past few days, his mind—he has described it as a “very wild storm”—just won’t switch off.

At the December 2023 Dealbook summit, Musk offered a glimpse inside his mind, saying, “I have a fountain of ideas. I have more ideas than I could possibly execute… There’s a million things.”

But he admitted it was not a happy storm. Even when he was a child, he said, there was just a “rage of forces in my mind constantly.” A psychiatrist would take note. A bard would take notes.

Washington, DC - February 19 : Elon Musk carries a stuffed Air Force One as he walks back to the West Wing along the colonnade after returning to the White House on Marine One with President Donald J Trump on Wednesday, Feb 19, 2025 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post via Getty Images)
Elon Musk carries a stuffed Air Force One as he walks back to the West Wing along the colonnade after returning to the White House on Marine One. The Washington Post/The Washington Post via Getty Im

He posts compulsively on his X platform, he spends nights at DOGE headquarters in a sleeping bag, he owns a several businesses—including SpaceX, X and Tesla—and he is the anointed co-president of the most powerful country in the world.

And he was not involved in politics at all until six months ago.

Inside the White House, his money and his goodwill have taken him a long way, but it has reached a stage where nobody knows how to handle him, not even Trump.

Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk joins U.S. President Donald Trump during an executive order signing in the Oval Office at the White House on February 11, 2025 in Washington, DC.
Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk joins U.S. President Donald Trump for an executive order signing in the Oval Office at the White House on Feb. 11, 2025, in Washington, DC. Andrew Harnik/Getty Images

Musk was never part of the dysfunctional, close-knit, and, as it turns out, highly effective 2024 Trump campaign. Shakespearean heroes tend not to be team players.

But they’re stuck with him now, and Trump’s belligerent nature means he will fight against the expectation that their relationship will end in tears.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk pose for a photo during the UFC 309 event at Madison Square Garden on Nov. 16, 2024 in New York City. Jeff Bottari/Zuffa LLC/Getty

Nevertheless, Trump has played Julius Caesar long enough to be wary of a Brutus getting too close.

On stage at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Thursday, Musk came in with his security detail and went on stage sporting sunglasses and his “dark MAGA” look with a gold chain hanging over a T-shirt reading, “I’m not procrastinating, I’m doing side quests.”

He wielded a chainsaw given to him by Argentina’s far-right President Javier Milei, crying out, “This is the chainsaw for bureaucracy”, he mumbled his words and looked, by turns, elated and uncomfortable.

Afterward, the word “ketamine” was trending on Musk’s X platform.

Elon Musk (L) holds a chainsaw with Argentine President Javier Milei during the annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) at the Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center at National Harbor in Oxon Hill, Maryland, on February 20, 2025. The chainsaw was a present to Elon Musk from Argentina's President Javier Milei. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) (Photo by SAUL LOEB/AFP via Getty Images)
Elon Musk (L) accepts a chainsaw from Argentine President Javier Milei during the annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Oxon Hill, Maryland, on Feb. 20, 2025. Saul Loeb/AFP via Getty Images

The world’s richest man has used cocaine, ecstasy, LSD, and psychedelic mushrooms, according to The Wall Street Journal. He’s said he has a ketamine prescription.

“I am become meme,” Musk told Newsmax’s Rob Schmitt during a garbled interview in which he was asked what it’s like “inside the mind of a genius.”

He returned to the theme of his Dealbook interview. “My mind is a storm. It’s a storm,” he replied.

It felt like a difficult moment. A plot-changing moment. Perhaps the fourth act of a play that does not end well.

There is evidence this week that Musk has infuriated his baby mamas whose pleas he ignores, and broken the lives of federal workers whose faces he doesn’t see.

The euphoria and frenzy of the first few weeks of slashing is transitioning into the cold, hard business of difficult choices. People are beginning to realize that it is their lives and the lives of their children, their relatives, or their friends who are being affected, not a faraway Washington “swamp.”

His methods have worked building companies from scratch or rebuilding them from scraps. Yet Musk may soon understand, if he doesn’t already, that any money supposedly saved by his DOGE goons are drops in a bucket when the federal budget is $6.9 trillion.

TOPSHOT - Elon Musk speaks during the annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) at the Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center at National Harbor in Oxon Hill, Maryland, on February 20, 2025. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) (Photo by SAUL LOEB/AFP via Getty Images)
Elon Musk speaks during the annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) on Feb. 20, 2025. Saul Loeb/AFP via Getty Images

This is not a job for teenagers and techies who live in an alternate silicon reality without kids to feed, mortgages to pay, or bills piling up. There is likely to be a reckoning.

And the prince’s face will be the one left above the parapet.

Musk’s downfall may not bring the audience the catharsis a Shakespeare audience may seek. The best we can hope is that he doesn’t drag us down with him.