Trump Turns His Government Overhaul Into Stadium Spectacle
SHOCK AND AWE
Trump signed his first executive orders in front of thousands of cheering supporters at Capital One Arena, following an indoor parade.
MAGA Offers Baffling Explanation for Elon Musk’s Salute
DON’T BELIEVE YOUR OWN EYES
Don Jr. Snubs Girlfriend—Who’d Even Chosen Swearing-In DressBYE BYE BETTINA
Fox Addresses Rumors Star Anchor Joining Trump’s White House
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Trump Declares MAGAfest Destiny in Crazy ‘Saved by God’ Rant
WEIRD S*** 2.0
The president claims a higher power was watching out for him.
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Every ‘Severance’ Theory, Conspiracy, and Secret Unpacked
Is that really Helly R. in the season premiere? Is Lumon bringing people back to life? We deep dive into the biggest mysteries of TV’s twistiest series.
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A Dumb Typo May Cost My 8-Year-Old Son His Life
PERSONAL ESSAY
I have exactly seven days left with my son before he checks into a hospital room that he may never walk out of again.
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Brooke Burke’s Guide to Biohacking For Longevity
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