'PLEASE DON'T'Trump Says Google CEO Shot Down Atlantic Ocean Rebrand PlansTrump said the tech boss replied, “No, no, no.” Evgenia Anastasakos
NOT THAT CLEVER THENTrump Launches ‘Super Intelligence’ Pact With Awkward ErrorThe president’s grand AI accord with the world’s biggest tech bosses misspelled a basic word.Tom Latchem
‘GENUINELY EMBARRASSING’Google Maps Faces Fury for Caving to TrumpGoogle Maps has renamed Lake Ontario to reflect Trump’s preferences. Annabella Rosciglione
PAYBACK TIMETrump Melts Down Over ‘Illegal’ $1B Fine“The United States of America is not a ‘PIGGYBANK’ for Europe, nor will we allow it to be!” the president wrote in a Truth Social rant.Julia Ornedo
CREEP OUTGoogle Scares Users by Claiming Fake Horror Entity Is RealBe careful what you search for.Mary Papenfuss
CURVEBALLTrump Blindsides CEO Buddies With Plan for Wild Power GrabSilicon Valley billionaires were caught off guard by Trump’s latest move.Erkki Forster
TOUGH CROWDEx-Google CEO Booed at Graduation Amid Sex Pest AllegationsStudent groups at the university distributed fliers urging students to “turn their backs to the stage” or “boo.”Muskaan Arshad
NOT THAT KINDFiddler Sues Google After A.I. Calls Him a Sex OffenderThree-time Juno winner Ashley MacIsaac claims he was falsely branded a child molester by the tech giant.Tom Latchem
WHOOPSGoogle Apologizes After News Alert Spells Out N-Word“See more on” the N-word, the push alert read—without censoring it.Eboni Boykin-Patterson
ROBBING THE CRADLEMarried Ex-Tech CEO, 70, Goes Public With Gen Z Model, 27It’s not the first time the billionaire has been spotted with a much younger woman.Vic Verbalaitis
NEVER SURRENDERHow Epstein Fought to Stop the Beast From Telling the TruthThe Epstein files show how the pedophile hated that the Beast wouldn’t bend—when others did.Will Neal