WHOLE NEW WEST WINGI Know Who Will Go Next in Trump’s Reign of Chaos: AuthorMichael Wolff says there are now clear danger signs for another top White House official. Julia Ornedo
FILTHY SECRETSFox Co-Worker Claims Guilfoyle Showed Her Lovers’ NudesA Fox News contributor claims Donald Trump Jr.’s ex answered the door for her wearing a push-up corset.Reagin von Lehe
NOT YOU, SCOTTTrump’s First Pick for Press Sec Revealed After 5-Day FiascoThe president first had eyes for another longtime MAGA sycophant.Paige Bruton
TURNING TIDESTrump Hands Putin Major Win With Late-Night OrderThe president made yet another move in favor of Russia that drew bipartisan outrage.Julia Ornedo
OpinionTRUMPED UPKatie Zacharia Was the Joke. But So Is Trump’s White HouseZacharia couldn’t pass the bar—or the podium test. But at least she can now call herself a (former) press secretary and mean it!Michael Ian Black
OpinionPOLL POSITIONTrump’s Everything Crisis Has Republicans in Full Panic ModeWith record-low approval, rising costs, and war, Republican voters are turning their backs on MAGA.Max Burns
OpinionBOO!Trump’s October Surprise Is That He’s Torching His Own PartyFor whatever twisted psychological reason, Trump is doing something deeply destructive to his party’s majorities in the House and Senate—and to the MAGA brand.David Rothkopf
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMINGTrump ‘Blindsided’ by Shocking Truth About Katie ZachariaThe president learned of a glaring hole in Katie Zacharia’s credentials at the same time as most of the country.Julia Ornedo
YOU'RE HIRED!Scott Jennings Delivers Not-So-Subtle Pitch for Trump GigThe CNN commentator had plenty of advice for Trump on replacing his ousted press secretary—and it sounded an awful lot like a job applicationSarah-Jane Collins
INSIDE JOB?Trump Ice Maiden Tied to ‘Sanctioned Hit’ on Katie ZachariaThe ousted press secretary’s disastrous interview with Sean Hannity has sparked allegations of a White House setup.Sarah-Jane Collins
FACE/ONTrump, 80, Makes Bizarre Confession About His Makeup RoutineDon’t forget to blend, Mr. President! Sarah-Jane Collins
FEMALE TROUBLETrump’s Women Erupt in Spectacular CatfightThings are getting heated in Trumpworld—especially among the president’s closest female aides.Julia Ornedo
TO SIR, WITH LOVEKatie Zacharia Pens Cringe Tribute to Boss Who Fired HerThe ousted White House press secretary had nothing but glowing praise for the president who cut her loose after just five days.Sarah-Jane Collins
HAIRY SITUATIONTrump’s Hair Takes Dramatic New Turn as Cameras Roll“That’s the tail of an alarmed ferret,” one observer noted. Sarah-Jane Collins