HE’S JUST KENTrump Humiliates Must-Win MAGA Pick After Man-Thirst RantTrump admitted his Texas Senate candidate doesn’t pass his beauty test.Vic Verbalaitis
REELIN IN THE YEARSMAGA Candidate Humiliates Himself With U.S. History HowlerThe Trump-endorsed Senate candidate could use a history lesson.Vic Verbalaitis
404: WORD NOT FOUNDTrump Sparks New Health Concerns With Glitchy Onstage MomentTrump has suffered from another bizarre vocal misfire on stage.Erkki Forster
TEXAS HOLD'EMTrump’s Plot to Cheat Voters Blows Up in His FaceThe president started a redistricting arms race, but it doesn’t seem to be working.Farrah Tomazin
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?ICE Goons Give ‘Sick’ Response to ‘60 Minutes’ ReportTrump’s immigration agency mocked a deported father’s sexuality in an extraordinary attack.Tom Latchem
DON’T LOOK!Trump Goon Issues Dark Warning About MAGA Election HopesA Trump loyalist who secretly worked at the Pentagon hints she could crush Republican morale.Tom Latchem
BUYER’S REMORSETrump Voter Reveals Moment She Turned on HimA tearful Trump voter says her brother has been arrested by immigration officers—and she now regrets the vote she made for religious reasons.Paige Bruton
FROM RED TO BLUEMAGA Mega Donor Flips to Back Red-State DemA top donor has made a shocking revelation about who he is supporting in a crucial midterm election.Sarah Ewall-Wice
WORMING INFlesh-Eating Parasite Outbreak Takes Grim TurnThe vile disease involves parasitic flies whose larvae feed on living tissue.Will Neal
CHANGING OF THE GUARDMAGA Turns on Republican Dynasty in New MeltdownMAGA pitchforks are out after a lifelong Republican revealed he will not vote for Ken Paxton just because there is an “R” next to his name.Christopher Buchanan
POINTS OF LIGHTBush Family Member Goes Nuclear on Trump and Snubs MAGA PickThe son and brother of two Republican presidents has crossed party lines.Tom Latchem