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The NBA Finals’ Best Player Is Also Its Most Annoying
LONG LIVE THE IMPThe only thing standing between these boring Celtics and a title is Luka Dončić, an impish troll of a guard who lives for irritating the hell out of fans and foes alike.

Belichick Was Always Going to Be Nothing Without Brady
DYNASTIC DUOAfter 24 years and six titles, the New England Patriots are done with Belichick. It’s about time.

How Another Right-Wing Billionaire Owner Could Curse the NBA
NOT THIS AGAINThe odious Adelson family joins the devious DeVoses as right-wing dark-money juggernauts owning NBA franchises. This could dramatically alter the league more than you think.

Who’s the NBA’s Protagonist Now (Since It’s Not LeBron)?
NEW BLOODThe league needs a new hero. Jokic, Giannis, Curry, Wembanyama, and more are making their cases.

LeBron James’ Visit to Saudi Arabia Is Sportswashing at Work
$EEING GREENAfter joking about taking a deal to play in Saudi Arabia—and amid the kingdom investing in international sports to launder its public image—the NBA star was seen in Riyadh.

Messi Won’t Make MLS an Elite Soccer League (and That’s OK)
JUST LET IT BE FUNInter Miami’s new superstar arrived with a splash, but MLS is still a niche in America.

How Did NBA Commentary Get This Dumb?
NO RESPECTSports media is in a sorry state if the league’s most dynamic team on the court is deemed “uninteresting” by those whose job it is to cover the NBA finals.

James Harden Is the NBA Playoffs’ Unlikeliest Hero
REDEMPTION TRAILThe bearded irritant of the 2010s has long been a controversial figure in the NBA. Against the Celtics, that’s finally changing.

The New York Jets Won’t Cure Aaron Rodgers’ Midlife Crisis
ENLIGHTENMENT IN THE MEADOWLANDS“This is the way of all men as they get older: seeking one last bite of the apple and hoping it doesn’t turn to ashes in your mouth,” writes Corbin Smith.

The Weird Cognitive Dissonance of Fox’s NFL Theme Song
SAD TROMBONEThe dour “injury version” of Fox’s epic theme song is the perfect metaphor for consuming, producing, and broadcasting professional football. Because we’ll all keep watching anyway.
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