Boris Quits as Decades of Bullsh*t Finally Catch Up With Him
LYING IN STATEThe prime minister who spent his career using lies and deflection to wriggle out of scandal has finally found a crisis entirely of his own making that he couldn’t survive.
Ukraine: Putin Plotting False-Flag Chernobyl Terror Attack
BLAME GAMEUkraine’s defense department didn’t provide any evidence for its ominous allegation.
Putin OKs Syrian ‘Volunteers’ to Help His Struggling Troops
IN NEED OF HELPThe Russian military claimed there were at least 16,000 mercenaries willing to fight in Ukraine.
Security Guard Who Shot ‘Patriot Rally’ Protester Free to Go
SELF-DEFENSEThe protester was discharging bear spray toward Matthew Dolloff when he pulled the trigger.
Drone Crashes in Croatia After Getting ‘Lost’ in Ukraine: AP
WRONG WAYThe suspected Soviet-era drone crash-landed hundreds of miles west of the war zone in Ukraine.
6 West Point Cadets Overdose on Fentanyl-Laced Cocaine
‘EXTREMELY ALARMING’Officials said only four of the cadets took the cocaine; the fentanyl was so potent that the other two were poisoned simply from giving CPR.
Ukraine Labs Told to Destroy Pathogens to Avoid Leaks in War
GET RIDThe WHO told Ukraine it should destroy any viruses that could spread disease in the event of Russia bombing a lab.
Grimes Inadvertently Reveals Second Baby With Elon Musk
IGNORE THATThe singer invited Vanity Fair to her home to talk about her new album, when the interviewer heard what sounded a lot like a baby’s cry coming from upstairs.
Garland: I Wouldn’t Dodge Charging Trump Over Capitol Riot
NO ESCAPEThe AG says he won’t stop until everyone who committed a crime on Jan. 6 is held accountable.
Workers Find ‘Mummified Body’ in Wall at Abandoned Arena
‘GOD ONLY KNOWS’The construction workers made the gruesome discovery during a remodel at the vacant convention center.