I’m Endorsing Clinton, the Devil We Know
AMERICAN MADNESSSure, Hillary is the crone in crony capitalism. But Donald…
2016: Where My ’60s Dreams Went To Die
Before It’s Too Late…Hello, 1968 me? Yeah, it’s 2016 me calling. Listen, I need you to do something. No, not for me. For your country.
Hey, Hipsters: Please Save Us From Cruz
MARGIN OF TERRORIf you goddamn millennials get off P.J. O'Rourke’s lawn and into a voting booth, we could actually have a decent president.
The Half-Hearted Case for Rubio
GRIN AND BEAR ITP.J. O’Rourke tries to figure out why he should support the best of the Republican lot.
P.J.’s Guide to Talking Like A Pundit
DON’T TRY THIS AT HOMEP.J. O’Rourke introduces you to the wonderful world of a profession that literally anyone can do.
These Candidates Are Eating Our Brains
THE RUNNING DEADSure, they’re not sexy, and they’re not fun, but kids looking for a cheap and sort of scary costume can go as any number of also-rans this Halloween.
Thank God the Pope Is Gone
HOLY HELLP.J. O’Rourke goes on a pilgrimage to see Pope Francis and tries to figure out what all the fuss is about.
Time to Pull the Plug on Dr. Ben Carson
SAVE YOURSELF!Ben Carson is brilliant and kind. Therefore, he has no business running for president.
Biden: A Dem Republicans Can Believe In
SAY IT AIN’T SO, JOEThere’s no way Joe Biden becomes the Democratic nominee, and P.J. O’Rourke has mixed feelings about that.
The Unbearable Nuttiness of Huckabee
SKETCHES IN ACIDOh go home, you old fundamentalist fool, before you embarrass the Republicans any more.