It has been a monumental 20th(!) season for Hot Ones, the wildly successful web series from First We Feast. What began as a modest YouTube show has become a cultural sensation, attracting Oscar winners and Elvis impersonators in equal measure, for an unconventional stop in the usually repetitive promotional cycle for stars.
To close out the big 2-0, Hot Ones welcomed Jake Gyllenhaal, who has been doing the rounds to promote his latest dose of light military propaganda, Guy Ritchieâs The Covenantâwhich, yes, literally features the directorâs name in the damn title. Though the film follows an Afghan interpreter (Dar Salim) who risks his life to transport an injured Army sergeant (Gyllenhaal) to safety, Gyllenhaalâs time on Hot Ones was arguably more intense.
Seated across host Sean Evans, with 10 chicken wings and hot sauces of varying degrees of spiciness before them, Gyllenhaal made no bones (pun intended) about how he got there. â[My preparation for being on the show] just came from being constantly battered by you guys, for years, to come on the show,â Gyllenhaal said, laughing. âWhich has been, actually, really flattering.â
Before getting into the meat (again, people, weâre working with intended puns) of the interviewâwhere Evans prods guests for juicy exclusives on their career while their guard is down and their internal organs are burningâGyllenhaal spoke about Ritchieâs unconventional style of directing.
âWith Guy, it was unlike anything Iâd ever done,â Gyllenhaal said. âHe said to me, âDonât memorize any of your lines.â And the script came in 50 pages. It wasnât a fully written script. Usually, scripts are, like, 110 pages ⌠He said, âYou come to set, weâll work on it on the day, and youâll go shoot your thing. It was one of the most inspiring creative experiences Iâve ever had ⌠I loved it.â
And there was no shortage of love emanating throughout the Hot Ones studio, either. Gyllenhaal and Evans spent a large chunk of their half-hour interview heaping praise on one another.
âYou have one hell of an upper body,â Gyllenhaal said to Evans, leaning into a bit of casual, bro-y homoeroticism. (A welcome addition to the program for those of us who donât exactly gravitate toward the intrinsic machismo present in the act of gobbling down hot wings.) Throughout the duration of the episode, Evans and Gyllenhaal were bonding on a plane so singular and intense, that it was nearly imperceptible to the human eye. âI have the most electric head high that Iâve ever had doing this,â Evans said to his new bestie by the episodeâs end.
Any Hot Ones connoisseur will tell you that the show is much more interesting when a celebrity comes on, and is largely in the dark about what theyâre getting themselves into. Unfortunately, Gyllenhaal was a studied participant. He knew all of the inside jokes about the way Evans flails around when trying to process a new hot sauce, and even remembered that mumble-rapper Post Malone had been on two separate episodes.
Unfortunately, all the preparation in the world couldnât stop Gyllenhaal from putting his foot in his mouth when spurned by the sauce.
Vowing to try to do the show right, he asked Evans about the arsenal of tools that the showâs production crew has on hand for guests. âYou guys have toothpicks for people?â Gyllenhaal asked. âIs this like, for [after the show]?â Evans explained that they keep the extra toolsâlike Wet Ones-brand hand clothsâaround in just in case.
âWho fuckinâ used Wet Ones, fuck that!â Gyllenhaal said. âWhat asshole used a toothpick?â Evans calmly replied to Gyllenhaalâs jesting anger to tell him that prior guest Elizabeth Olsen used a toothpick during her episode in 2021, causing Gyllenhaal to laugh. âOh, sorry, Elizabeth,â he said, looking into the camera. âSheâs like the least asshole Iâve ever met ⌠I absolutely am walking that back!â
Though it was a total accident, Gyllenhaalâs inadvertent diss toward Olsen mightâve been his most candid Hot Ones moment. Unsurprisingly, the actor wasnât asked about anything regarding his personal life. He certainly didnât discuss his brief relationship with Taylor Swift in 2010, which has been a part of the cultural conversation for the better part of a decade, thanks to Swiftâs beloved âAll Too Wellâ weaponizing songwriting toward every heartbroken individual in the world.
Gyllenhaal did, however, reveal a few tidbits of compelling information about how he approaches his varied career. The actor has become notorious for refusing to be pigeonholed, hopping between Marvel epics and mid-budget arthouse indies without any hesitation.
âEarly in a career, you think, âI have to make it all,ââ Gyllenhaal said, when asked about how he contends with how outside pundits think he should choose his roles. âSlowly, you just start to go, âThis is interesting, let me try that. What do I want to do, how do I want to express myself?â Sometimes for me personally thatâs been, like, âLetâs have fun. Fuck it.â And sometimes, thatâs been like, this moves me so deeply ⌠Iâve made choices that Iâm proud of, and others that Iâm not. And all part of the game.â
âThe best stuff is when weâre most vulnerable,â Gyllenhaal continued, later in the episode. âIâve experienced that very rarely, where I trust somebody so much, where they can take me anywhere they want to go, and Iâll open up to themâŚItâs a mystery.â
Given how many times Gyllenhaal professed his love for Evans, for taking him to âa very special place,â it seems as though he cracked the code during his time on Hot Ones. All Jake Gyllenhaal needs to open up is 10 wings, a row of flaming-hot sauces, and his good bro to hold his hand along the way.
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