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Why I Hope Trump’s Racist Pet-Eating Lie Will Cook His Goose
GAME OVER
Donald Trump is not a real American. He’s not even a good American. He is the worst of us enraptured, like Narcissus, with his own mirage.
Michael Ian Black
Published
Sep. 25 2024
4:29PM EDT
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