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The Squishy Sadness of the Last Moderate Republicans
CROCODILE TEARS
opinion
Photo Illustration by Sarah Rogers/The Daily Beast / Photos via Getty
It’s like they want a prize for not being Ted Cruz-level shitbirds. Guess what? You don’t get a prize for that, except to know in your heart that you’re not Ted Fucking Cruz.
Molly Jong-Fast
Contributing Editor
Published
Apr. 18 2021
4:58AM EDT
Molly Jong-Fast
Contributing Editor
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